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Supplies for Pirates, Libertines & Renegades
“HOMO REX RAISES BLACK FLAGS.”
LETTER TO CLIENTS FROM THE FOUNDING PIRATE-LIBERTINE-RENEGADE OF THE LOST SOULS FOREVER STORE:
LETTER TO CLIENTS FROM THE FOUNDING PIRATE-LIBERTINE-RENEGADE OF THE LOST SOULS FOREVER STORE.
Hello,
The Lost Souls Forever Store supplies Pirates, Libertines, and Renegades.
The Lost Souls Forever Store Welcome Homo Rex!
They had our backs to the wall… Look at us now!
As members of the next generation of the human species, you are destined for a life of adventure, rebellion, and excitement. You need products that bring forth this lifestyle and not be sold fantasies… That's where we come in.
At Lost Souls Forever, a subsidiary of The House of Jeffrey, and within the Everlasting Universe, we specialize in products tailored specifically for Homo Rex. Our product line is designed to enhance your unique qualities and help you thrive in a world that is constantly evolving to your increasing supremacy.
We offer a range of supplies to help you in your quest to take on the world.
So, Homo Rex, if you're looking for products that match your unique qualities and help you live life to the fullest, come to The House of Jeffrey and the Everlasting Universe. We have everything you need to take on the Universe and make it your own!
Your Fellow Lost Soul Forever, Jeffrey
Jeffrey’s face after writing this letter. 6.12.2023.11.14.BEFORE.VISION
JJS
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Want to add a statement to your room, or surprise a friend with an awesome gift? Look no further. Thanks to the polyester material and iron grommets, this flag is made to last.
• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Stand out from the crowd with this trendy foam trucker hat! This head accessory is made with high-quality polyester and foam that guarantees a premium look and feel. The foam trucker hat has an adjustable snap that ensures a comfortable fit, and the mesh back provides great breathability. The matching color braid gives the hat an extra oomph. Style it with your favorite outfit any time of the day.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
Ukko, Äijä or Äijö, parallel to Uku in Estonian mythology, is the god of the sky, weather, harvest and thunder in Finnish mythology. Ukkonen, the Finnish word for thunder, is the diminutive form of th…
According to legends, Ukko presented himself as a broad-axed, older man with a gray beard and white hair, dressed in a blue dress, riding a chariot along the heavenly stone road.
Ukko is celebrated by toasting him and drinking in his honor. Christian commentators were appalled by the ecstatic, sexual nature of his rites: men and women drank and celebrated together.
Ukko was also a protector of people and places, often invoked by shamans to keep the home safe from evil spirits and watching over the birth of children.
Data: Wikipedia · occult-world.com · ancientpages.com · hero.fandom.com
Wikipedia text under CC-BY-SA license
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You can never go wrong with a classic bomber jacket, especially when it’s high quality and made of recycled materials. This versatile bomber jacket will complement most outfits and styles, and keep you warm during the chillier days.
• 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (156 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Unisex sizing
• Utility pocket on the sleeve
• Rib-knit banding at collar, cuffs, and hem
• Premium YKK zipper
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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